In Your Laugh-Out-Longtime Funny Half the America USA Baby Mama Comedy Say Whaaaaaaaaaat!?!

Hi there! Welcome to my site. We can learn a lot of things together. I'm a comedian. Sound it out. A comedian is someone who didn't finish college and so desperately clings to the ephemeral shards of talent they relied on in high school drama club. They also get drunk alone. Hooray, you did it! Can you guess what I love? I'm a big fan of bookings. Or hey, hey, jis' lookit my smooth clips. Or email me with that funny joke about the skeleton, the beer and the mop. It's a lot funnier when you tell it.
Here's what people who in no way resemble critics are saying!

"He's not as clever as the other kids, but he's sure got heart." -Jananne McCord

"The age difference would actually matter if you didn't act like you were 6." -Layne Bukey

"I'm tired of your joking. It's always acting with you. I'm tired of it." -Martina Valkova

"Hey buddy." -David Cope

"Even your sneeze is dramatic." -Dan Carroll

"...the explosive Nick McCord, whose high-strung stage presence is almost enough to overshadow the physical theatrics of his performance. He was, in fact, the only one to perfectly execute the splits on stage. " -KEXP Radio Blog